Simple Simon

Simple Simon is a nursery rhyme that was only sung in A Day Full of Surprises and Songs.

Lyrics
Simple Simon met a pieman

Going to the fair

Says Simple Simon to the pieman

Let me taste your ware.

Pieman said to Simple Simon

Show me first your penny

Says Simple Simon to the pieman

Indeed I have not any.

Simple Simon went a fishing

For to catch a whale

All the water he had got

Was in his mother's pail.

Simple Simon went to look

If plums grew on a thistle

He pricked his finger very much

Which made poor Simon whistle.